I woke up to this in my comment queue:

Well, I apologize “Joanne”. I do strive to provide entertaining and informative content while writing (%BLOGTITLE%), and it cuts me deeply that I have failed to live up to your hard coded expectations. In particular, this observation was dead on:

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I will attempt to rectify that shortcoming in my upcoming (%POSTTITLE%), so keep an eye out!